This article was the main story in the Christchurch Press today: Lucky Joe hits the jackpot. Fair enough, the guy’s lucky, he won lotto, can’t hold that against him…until I read that he’s also considered lucky because he’s found shitload’s of wallets and stolen the money out of them. What the hell! When did ‘lucky’ become synonymous with ‘thief’? Not only is this guy (and I can understand why he wants to remain anonymous) being heralded as ‘lucky’ but also ‘generous’. Sure, it’s easy to be generous when you’re not giving away your own money. You have got to ask what dumbass thought this was a good article to put on the front page of a fairly major paper.
In other news, we ate roast spuds last night out of our very own garden. It was excellent. C and I saw School of Rock on Saturday. For some reason we’re both in a silly mood at the moment and Jack Black was just the ticket. I rarely sit through a movie laughing so tears stream down my face the whole time. As I’m currently on a Ramones bent the soundtrack was particularly welcome.
Another blistering day. Went out for a bike ride this morning to get to know my new bike. As it was about 10am I slathered on the 15+ sunblock to stop from frying and headed off. Two hours out riding and I’m feeling a bit burnt and certainly looking browner.
I had a friend visiting from Norway a few years back who learned first hand about how dangerous not having ozone is. Used to the Norwegian sun which is pretty gentle really (5+ sunblock) he ignored our warnings and sunbathed with no sunblock at all. One hour lately he was badly burned and needed a cold shower to stop some of the blistering.
If you honestly believe global warming isn’t really a problem get your ass down here and sunbath for a few hours. If you’re not dead by the end of it you’ll be fucking sore. What really pisses me off is that NZ doesn’t spit out that much crap so we can’t really do much to stop the problem, other than rant and rave at UN meetings about the Kyoto protocol and generally get shitty.
Maybe we’ll get lucky and some cloud cover will come in soon. At least it’ll feel cooler. Hell, maybe some of the larger countries in the World will wise up.
Well…Happy New Year. Christchurch has had some blistering weather lately and thanks to our lovely hole in the ozone that means stay inside or go crispy.
A nice Xmas and a fun New Years party saw the end of 2003. Finally got a new bike so looking forward to getting out on it. Other than that I need to find some water and find some shade.
On holiday…finally. I have let my brain start the process of forgetting about everything, a role which it has taken to with scepticism and a distinct sense of amateur ability. I’ll give it time. For the record, my shin has healed and the spuds taste great. I simply can’t see how life gets any better than this.
Due to the impending arrival of family (her side, not mine) I have been given the directive to “clean the flat”. Considering her description of a “quick tidy” meant cleaning the fridge, lounge, bedroom and doing the laundry, I’m thinking I’ll hire a bulldozer and do the job right. I head down to Moeraki on Wednesday for a few days of family Christmas and general relaxation.
Well shit, if I haven’t just smacked my shin on concrete. Damn that hurts something chronic. It wouldn’t be so bad if I hadn’t pulled muscles in my other leg yesterday…there’s a point where you simply can’t walk on two sore legs. I need to master the art of limping on both legs at once. Ironically the shin bashing happened just below the point I got hit with a hockey puck a few years back. Apparently damaged nerves don’t forget.
Does someone want to take a stab at the future of web design? Is it in the crapper or are we just seeing some really major changes. I’m not talking about static web sites here, I’m talking about the future of the commercial side of all things webby. Seems to me that people just don’t care about the presentation as long as the content is there which I can fully identify with. It feels like there has been a sharp decrease in the perceived value of the Design role. Just thinking out loud.
We won our our last game of inline hockey last night. Great game and some brilliant goals scored by Tim and Aaron.
Earlier this week I took a small trip to Wellington with two missions: 1) Catch up with friends, family and people in my industry with similar interests and; 2) scope out the city as a place to live. Number 1 was fun and due to the prevalence of pubs in Wellington the ‘catching up’ was great. Number 2 was also a success as I can now scratch another city off my ‘places to live’ list. The IT industry is feeling decidedly weary these days with very few interesting projects happening and very few people seeing the potential. I have to admit to finding my enthusiasm for the potential uses of the Internet waning quickly.
Flying back into Christchurch was fantastic. The clouds, from above, looked like a big zen garden all raked out and with the Southern Alps poking their heads through and a vibrant sunset the world was looking pretty good to me.
Our kitten is now a young cat and has started catching the mice in our compost heap. As someone who’s kept pet mice I have mixed feelings about this. I’m guessing it’s a bit like watching your child win a school yard fight…on the one hand – go kid, on the other – don’t fight. He is, however, remarkably gentle with the mice (though I’m sure the mouse doesn’t see it that way) and tends to lose them when he gets bored which goes against everything I understand about cats. I can only assume he is well fed and he has learned well the concept of play.
After two weeks of nothing but writing specs, costings, scopes and briefs I got sick of it all, burned out and decided to doing something visual…as you do. After scanning through some old 3D animations I found one I’d done of a shipwreck/underwater scene and thought I’d have a go at turning it into a style for this site. Interface 5 is the result. Visual style was the aim of the game with this one and the XHTML is a little dodgey…lots of nested div tags to build up the background images. What CSS really needs is the ability to stack background images within an element.
The shark in the top corner was part of the original animation so with a bit of tweaking I got it to swim in the right direction. I really like the way the light falls on it as it swims around. Plenty of room to play and keep adding to this one which is great.
Trip to Wellington on Monday to catch up with a few people. Looking forward to it. Completely by coincidence the premier of The Two Towers is on Monday.
Today has been a day of achievement. I completed a new interface for this site replacing the second interface which has annoyed me since its inception. It was done because I needed a second interface to experiment with switching…it was designed in about 5 minutes and was ugly. The new style took 5 hours to design and is not ugly…but I may be biased.
It got a bit tricky trying to figure out how to use the XSL files that drive the site to have a different heading image as a background image on the H1’s. The solution was interesting in that it works and is about as ugly as the interface I was replacing.
Second achievement: I have managed to negotiate the perils of couriers and have received the Extended version of The Two Towers on DVD. It could be a late night if I can’t wait until the weekend.
The following was on Zeldman.com today and, for some reason, I found it incredibly funny. I still can’t see why it’s funny but I’m still giggling so…
”Remove design from an inaccessible form, and what have you got? An inaccessible form with no design.”
Made it out of the house today amid laundry, dishes and various other bits and pieces that have been neglected all week, to go and see Matrix: Revolution. Had heard mixed reviews so wasn’t sure what to expect, especially after Matrix: Reloaded did it’s job as a ‘middle movie’ and nothing more, but I haveto say I liked it…in fact I was pretty much as blown away as I was by the first movie. The trilogy has expanded in ways I didn’t expect it to which is always great and whole, human, machine, computer, virus, religion mix has proven to be a good one. Scepticism gave way to a weird sort of adrenaline driven happiness. Equally, I may just be mental.
Work continues. Following the completion of GINZ.com – Stage 1 I’ve been able to get out talking to people which has been great. Starting to wander through my music collection listening to the oldies. Even hauled out a Supergroove album. It’s all good.
Those long weekends are the best thing since sliced bread. A five (or so) hour drive saw us in Queenstown for a couple of days of food, wine, a 50th birthday and general relaxation. Queenstown has changed since I was last there and I can’t say it’s all good, in fact it’s not all good at all and I hope New Zealanders can stave off more places becoming so over run with the ugly wealthy. That aside it was great fun and a great chance to get to know C’s family a bit better though I can’t say I’m overly enthusiastic about being back home and getting back to work. All good things come to an end I guess.
Another recruiting agency has tempted fate by telling me they need things in Word format for their “internal systems” to “interface correctly”. What a crock. Which numbskull designed your system if it only interfaces correctly with the Word doc format? At the very least it should be cool with RTF or PDF. Once again here’s the link to Open Office and, for good measure, the Mozilla browser Once you go Mozz, you’ll never go back.
Last night I ventured forth and went to a political debate on whether cannabis should be decriminalised. In short it was a shocker. Apparently debate meant every nutter come out for your twenty seconds of fame. As it was between the Greens (Mr Nandor Tanczos) and the Progressives (Mr Jim Anderton) it was always going to attract some colourful characters but, wow, what a bunch. To be fair a lot were fairly straight up people truly interested in the debate but the number of angry people, with little to say and lots of it was larger than expected. All in all a great bit of entertainment and as expected the televised, and subsequently edited, version was weak by comparison even managing to make it look like the audience had not drowned out Anderton every time he opened his mouth. I’m adding it to my list of experiences.
The effects of the building boom and the demand for housing have finally visited us in the form of a decent rent increase. After watching endless numbskulls cashing in by selling shitholes for large sums of money (presumably fuelled on by endless DIY programmes in TV) I have been waiting for it to filter down to us little folk. Greed is a wonderful thing and all I can say is “Remember the Internet”. All booms come to an end with the nastiness of a sugar-rush.
Sunshine, new options and a fun, high energy game of hockey on Wednesday have made this week a pretty good one. My brain has decided that all the work and decision stuff is not worth worrying about and has started a regime of ignorance which I’m tending to agree with at the moment.
Finally start planting veges yesterday so hopefully all goes well and we end up with various bits and pieces on the table in a few months. After looking at our finances we might not much have much choice about eating the food we grow. Sounds a bit old school really but all good. Enough rambling.
What with the sudden downpour of rain we are experiencing and the associated mental strain this little Tribute to Ray Harryhausen fair made me piss myself. I wasn’t expecting the sudden change in tempo. Reminds me a bit of the whole All Your Base Are Belong to Us thing that happened a few years back.
Also, good for a laugh is this glossary of terms from old detective shows: Twists, Slugs and Roscoes.
I am still somewhat reeling from the joy of having the home page simply update automatically as I add stuff in.
The end of a project and none to follow (hopefully not a long term issue) mean I have some spare time. The office is very empty at the moment as the other occupant is contracting so I have decided to start seriously using the technology I keep selling and work remotely (ie. from home)…and it is working really well. It’s amazing what you can achieve with a 56k modem.
I have also spent some time sorting out some issues with the ZYPE sites (this one included) and, in my humble opinion, have done something pretty clever (for a Designer). The homepages both include a site summary which has been done using RSS which was embedded in the homepage XML file. I wanted it to be a separate file so it could be used for other things so I figured out, with some help from developer friends, how to combine two XML files on the fly. It worked so well that I moved on to another idea using the same technique.
The homepage of this site also includes the first item from the Word section. Originally I simply wrote the item in the Word XML file and copied it into the homepage XML but with the new technique the item I needed is taken automatically from the Word XML and included in the homepage XML. Suddenly my homepage is a collection of modular elements pulled from all sorts of places as the page is loaded and the Internet is interesting again.
Wow! Today was just plain crap. Admittedly I should never have tried to upgrade my install of Windows XP. Two hours of downloading and updating later I figured it was probably easier and faster to just get the latest virus and spend the time getting rid of it or rebuilding the machine (whichever was faster).
That leads on to a bit of a beef I have with computers in general. I am running out of workable operating systems to use. Windows is fast becoming a liability for any network with all the viruses winging around, Linux is still just plain hard and doesn’t run Photoshop or Freehand yet and I’m not a big fan of the Mac OS, all those panels and woopy sound effects drive me nuts. I’m getting that horrible feeling I’m painting myself into a corner…or possibly more correctly, lots of people are painting me into a corner while I pay them to do so. Sigh.
Just finished reading the biography of Billy Connolly. All I can say is it’s worth reading, anything else I try and say will just sound weak. It was great…see, weak.
Think that you’re poor. The Global Rich List kind of puts things in perspective. My holiday is going very well thank you.
29 years ago today it all began for me. It’s my birthday. The one day I can have cake and eat it too 🙂
That holiday is edging closer every day now. One week of pure, unadulterated nothingness. Sleep, food, beer and sleep. I plan to do nothing, say nothing and the only computer I want to see is one with games on it. I haven’t had one of these holidays in years and I am fair drooling with anticipation.
I scored a goal last night at hockey. Considering it was only my 5th game back after 3 years away from the game I’m feeling pretty stoked about it. Also crashed head first into the wall pulling almost every muscle in my back but that was less of an achievement.
It is that time of year when Winter is wearing thin and body, mind and spirit need a holiday to regroup and start again. I find myself wondering again about all the crap I surround myself with, mostly in the name of boredom. I also find myself on that train of thought that questions the reality of what I do for a living. I can feel a glimmer of creativity hiding away deep down somewhere inside, somewhat smothered for now but definitely there.
Spring is close, along with it my birthday and a week long holiday which I am hanging out for now. Hopefully as the days get longer and warmer, body, mind and spirit will start to work in unison again and that creativity will start to flare up again.
I wonder what those people in that office building across the road do? I wonder if they have also thought that it’s a long way down from up here. I turn 29 next month. I still have bright pink hair.
Game on. I have started up with inline hockey again. Plenty of aggression to put into the game so if I can just remember how to skate and hit a puck with some force above that of a limp wristed weenie all will be well. It’s about the only thing in my life at the moment with all care and no responsibility and I am living it up…excellent.
Finished a new t-shirt idea that involved hacking into a standard t-shirt and sewing like a maniac. I can see a future in modifying existing shirts to be a bit cooler. Must get a photo up at some stage. Now have bright pink hair…corvette red apparently.
Beginning to think most of the people who run businesses are wankers…where are all the people who run successful businesses who aren’t complete geeks? They must be out there.
What a wacky week. Left overs of the flu have left me in a somewhat exhausted and, subsequently, delusional state. I have become infatuated with the Wombles and Danger Mouse theme songs and can’t stop humming them to myself. I have also been spending too much time playing Diablo2 online with a friend in Auckland…apparently it’s quite addictive. Interesting times.
Had a very weird dream about flushing the cat down the toilet…it was slightly more complex than that (as dreams usually are) but a bit nasty to write about. I’m sure a psychologist would have fun with that one.
Got the flu and with it time for some enforced rest and thinking time. Quite good really…I guess my body knows better than my brain 🙂
Lots of big things running through my head competing for space with the always present little ongoing things. Attempting to go for some major funding for a product I want to develop, trying to decide if heading to the UK for a few years is a good idea (pending the rule changes to that working/holiday visa) and trying to balance work with rest. Time to stoke the fire and get rid of this winter chill.
So tired…Is it just me or do computers still really suck. Maybe I just need to bring my expectations of the nasty critters back down to earth…or do more gardening or something.